goblinspace

a late-90s profile site with intentional constraints and suspicious vibes
make an account log in (yes it’s scuffed on purpose)
rules of physics
  • you get 2MB hosted media. choose poorly.
  • images get crunched. gifs are treated as sacred artifacts.
  • top 8 exists. friendships are removable.
  • you can paste css. it’s scoped, so you can’t break the universe.
tip: put background: #000; in your css. embrace the void.
start here
  • create account
  • set username + bio
  • upload 1–3 tiny images
  • pick a soundcloud track
  • arrange your top 8 (or leave it empty and weird)
  • CSS/HTML Tutorial
default friend:
/u/gobbles
what is this?
modern social products optimize everything until they all feel the same. goblinspace is a small rebellion: limited media, deliberate friction, and pages that look like they were assembled at 2am in 1999.
safety / boundaries
Don’t do illegal things here.
We don’t like paying lawyers or talking to law enforcement.
Nuking an account from orbit is dramatically cheaper than a lawyer,
and we will absolutely choose the cheaper option.
css is scoped to your profile. no external imports. no scripts.
this is not a place to be normal.
If it breaks, refresh.
If it breaks again, that’s culture.
Built by code goblins at 3am.
goblinspace.net • if it feels slightly uncomfortable, it’s working